Or are they Shanahanagans?
This week, Ben Ceccarelli’s Hail! comic addresses the hierarchy of tight ends (No. 47, Captain Chaos, orchestrates all fashion statements), as well as the new phenomenon at Redskins Park known as “Tight End Tights Wednesday“:
I guess you have to draw the line somewhere.
And in case you were wondering, “Tight End Tights Wednesday” has yet to “spread to the rest of the offense.” Sorry Cooley, this might be just a tight end thing.