Here lies the tragically deformed breakfast of Redskins kicker Graham Gano, tasting of sweet syrup and bitter disappointment.
Gano shared a picture of the disappointing waffle with Twitter followers (@GrahamGano) shortly after it’s flawed creation. With only one of the four quadrants properly filled with batter, Chef Gano was forced to admit his most-important meal’s shortcomings:
@GrahamGano: Not exactly me best waffle ever…
But in the true spirit of team camaraderie, Redskins defensive end Adam Carriker (@BigPoppaPump94) tweeted more of his cosmic advice, exactly one minute later. It’s almost as if he was reaching out to Gano via Twitter:
Wise words from Carriker, and all indications suggest that Gano did try to make a regulation waffle. I’m certain he had Gano in mind when he fired off that tweet:
Since re-signing with the team, Carriker has been a lot more active on Twitter, firing off universal truths, jokes and cosmic advice. He even inspired WUSA9’s Simon Landau to write up a game called, “Who Said It: Redskins Lineman Adam Carriker On Twitter Or A Fortune Cookie?” It should be appearing on the Game Show Network any day now.
For those of you destined to take this post too seriously, of course Carriker wasn’t directing his tweet at Gano. But that doesn’t mean Gano didn’t find the irony pretty funny:
@GrahamGano: @BigPoppaPump94- hah! Well at least it tasted good!
Better luck with lunch, Graham.